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10: #MeerMittwoch
9: #susancrawford
8: #rip
7: #corybooker
6: #valkilmer
5: #judgementalfortunecookies
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3: #nintendo
2: #nintendoswitch2
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"You will inherit a large sum of money.
So maybe tip a little better this time?"
Verified by the Boss Stop chewing your fried rice with your mouth open you disgusting pig. No good fortune for you!
Why don't you do right, like some other men do?
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You may be bisexual in the sense that your track record with women implies you're gay and your fashion sense implies you're straight.
Maybe wear a bib next time?
I'll bet your mother wears a MAGA hat!
#JudgementalFortuneCookies is now trending across Mastodon
You have eyes that say I love you but an attitude that says plunge me.
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*My mother* would never cook it that way
Don't you think contacts would look improve your looks more than glasses?
Your ambitions will be great successes if someone else completed the task
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ʞuᴉɹp oʇ ɥɔnɯ ooʇ pɐɥ ǝʌɐɥ no⅄
Your children will be famous, world renowned. You will die in obscurity, a complete unknown. Have those extra noodles, they’ll ease the pain.
Hmmmmm. Well dear, I know the name of an excellent decorator
After this meal, everyone will know you’ve given up.
It’s all you can eat, we understand. But how about all you should eat, you gluttonous dork?
You call *that* a laugh? More like a cackle
Six girlfriends. All failed. Maybe it’s not them. Fortune cookie points at you!
"Oh hell, I could have sworn that was a cat in heat, not your singing voice"